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Sun, 26 Jun 2011 09:41:04 -0500

azizisbored: Wow. Parks and Rec fans are really good at...

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 09:39:46 -0500

azizisbored:

Wow. Parks and Rec fans are really good at Photoshop and shit like that. Love this.

"[Derrick] Rose is the bomb"

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 11:24:56 -0600

“[Derrick] Rose is the bomb”

- Flip Saunders

Carmelo Anthony will likely bring fans to the Garden. His...

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:35:59 -0600

Carmelo Anthony will likely bring fans to the Garden. His sandwich will almost definitely bring indigestion to Carnegie Deli customers.

In honor of the Knicks new forward, the famed midtown deli is unveiling a gut-busting sandwich named the Melo.

The sandwich is not for the faint of heart. It’s piled high with pastrami, corned beef, salami, bacon, lettuce, tomato and Russian dressing.

“We threw in bacon because he’s gonna bring the bacon back to New York,” said owner Sandy Levine. “And the salami - it’s a spicy meat - he’s going to spice up the team and spice up the fans.”

Even the Russian dressing has meaning. Levine finished off the $22 sandwich with a slather of the dressing as a playful jab at Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, who failed to snag the four-time All-Star.

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Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:27:53 -0600

good job KD

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 09:04:42 -0600

good job KD

http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/any-given-sunday-chicago...

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 11:52:00 -0600

http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/any-given-sunday-chicago-bears-pep-talk-carl-kasell

I don’t know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch play by play till we’re finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch, at a time.

Now I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around and I see these young faces and I think I mean I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make. I uh….I pissed away all my money believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life things get taken from you. That’s, that’s part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is football. Because in either game life or football the margin for error is so small. I mean one half step too late or to early you don’t quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast and you don’t quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know when we add up all those inches that’s going to make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING.

I’ll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch. And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can’t make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That’s a team, gentlemen and either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That’s football guys. That’s all it is. Now, whattaya gonna do?

quack quack

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 11:19:59 -0600

quack quack

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Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:45:43 -0600

azizisbored: If I see a chubby little kid in the YouTube still...

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:51:12 -0600

azizisbored:

If I see a chubby little kid in the YouTube still frame, you best believe that shit is getting reblogged.

nickkroll:

someone: hey nick, what would most likely make your brain explode?
me: oh, probably that Mini Daddy video.
robhuebel:

(via Robyn Von Swank)

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Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:47:40 -0600

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:46:15 -0600

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE.

merry christmas turbo.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:12:06 -0600

merry christmas turbo.

happy thanksgiving.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:40:39 -0600

happy thanksgiving.

AT&T Connection of the Game.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:42:28 -0600

AT&T Connection of the Game.

“mark was hungry dont give him a hard time we would eat...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:35:00 -0500

“mark was hungry

dont give him a hard time

we would eat hot dogs in our cube

if we were hungry

no difference

its ok to eat on the job”

- Ben Hsieh

CHECKMATE “The running game is like chess. The running...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:28:58 -0500

CHECKMATE

“The running game is like chess. The running game is your pawns. They don’t really mean that much in the beginning, but at the end, they surround the king and it’s check mate. That’s what the running game is.”

-Maurice Jones-Drew

This guy is so smart.

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Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:36:38 -0500

"It’s not just another person that walked away, it’s Brett, whom we all loved and admired..."

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:52:29 -0500

““It’s not just another person that walked away, it’s Brett, whom we all loved and admired and thought the world of, and now he’s on the DASTARDLY Vikings,””

- Jerry Kramer, a guard on Vince Lombardi’s back-to-back Super Bowl winners.

land of lincoln. deshawn backs the bid!

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:26:28 -0500

land of lincoln. deshawn backs the bid!